Unwanted, unwelcome and hated by all women. A silent killer of female’s beauty. Cellulite!!!
One moment of guilty sweet pleasures, a secret meeting with a piece of a cake or a forbidden kiss with a bar of chocolate and here it is again – this spoiler of legs and of women’s confidence, this hateful fiend!
What infuriates me the most is the fact that no one is safe from it! Even skinny girls with sticks in place of legs can have it. So everyone is doomed. Great! Equal rights for all womanhood.
Summer is upon us, shorts and rompers are calling. Am I to remain deaf? Am I to hide my ugly legs in trousers or maxi skirts and dresses or should I make a stand? I chose to fight this b..ch!