I have a love-hate relationship with makeup: I love it on others, but hate it on me. I can spend hours watching tutorials on YouTube and admire people and their skills. And there are many talented individuals out there. They have perfected the art of makeup to such an extent that just a few swishes of a brush can make their faces look fresh, spotless and sexy.
Sadly I am not one of them. I really suck at it. My eyeliner looks like it was done by a two-year old, my shadows go way beyond the eyelid limits, and my blush looks like a bright blob of colour on my cheeks. The only thing I can apply properly is a lip gloss, which is more than I can say about a lipstick.
With a makeup like that I can try to get a small role as a zombie in a horror movie. However, I wouldn’t risk living the house – I don’t want people to drop like flies at the mere sight of me.