I’m definitely not pizza and even if I tried, I couldn’t make everyone happy. There are some people who are beyond pleasing, and no matter what I did, they would never be content. Besides, I am not a genie in a bottle. I choose to please myself, instead. This way at least one person is happy – me.
Wearing hilarious T-shirts makes me happy. I like T-shirts with funny quotes, sayings or pictures. The funnier, the better. With this piece of clothing I can express my mood, make a statement or show some support for my favourite band or a fictional character. And sometimes I wear a T-shirt with a certain person in mind. For example, my People Suck T-shirt always manages to piss my boss off when I wear it to my work meetings.